Chronically Apologetic

I think furry porn is hot, but I don't like have a fursona and I'm not super into the whole subculture. Is it cool if I just get off to some bat ladies sometimes or am I poser?

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imwiremother:

pitbolshevik:

are you asking for my blessing to jack off to furry porn

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myclericalromance:

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said “we’re not catholic here”. now every time i’m doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

idk what teenager needs to hear this but please stop watching south park

someone else out there can probably explain it better than me but south park absolutely rotted people’s brains. maybe some of you are too young to remember, but 10-15 years ago people were honestly so vile because of that show.

south park made it funny to be antisemitic, racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, ableist etc. it introduced forms of bigotry to a lot of kids who otherwise wouldn’t have considered it otherwise.

your memes aren’t cute. I don’t care if you’re drawing those characters with your gay/trans headcanons or whatever. I’m surprised this is even an issue in 2023

ur-stepdad:

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this is so fucking funny

imagine getting banished from your homeland for running a con and when you go to get a prophecy about what to do next the priestess is like

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lastvalyrian:

tumblr is like a zombie apocalypse in the sense that you might wake up one day and your mutual has become a genshin fan

revivisection:

my hobbies include napping, sleeping, lying down, resting, closing my eyes, dozing, snoozing, slumbering, etc.

skkortysoup:

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fox pilots!

titleknown:

Okay, so I found out about this old Kirby enemy called “Bounder” that was cut from later remakes of the games he was in for an unknown reason.

And I bring him up because his original design, well, it looks very… familiar:

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natashafromfallout:

autistic power couple

elliegoose:

if a girl’s joints pop like bubble wrap every time she moves i literally cannot prevent myself from being overcome with incredible lesbian lust for her

thedreadvampy:

ppl pulling the ‘just let people enjoy Wizard Game’ are often met with 'JKR funds anti-trans groups!’ and that’s. entirely true. but doesn’t actually go far enough.

like if you’re on team Let People Enjoy Wizard Game hey. did you know. that in my city RIGHT NOW JKR is sole funder and key board member of an unregulated private agab-policed rape crisis shelter set up specifically to Own The Transes

and which now sits on several gendered violence prevention boards alongside representatives from the (publicly funded and accountable) existing Rape Crisis Centre, against the staff of which her friends and followers have been involved in a years-long harassment campaign purely and explicitly because they run trans-inclusive support services and bc their CEO is a trans woman of colour.

(my friend works there and the pure volume of transphobic harassment has caused several long standing members of staff to quit. which I’m really fucking angry about bc I would not be here today if the Edinburgh Rape Crisis Centre hadn’t been there to help me)

and that on those boards they’re known for supporting increased police harassment and approaches that disproportionately criminalise trans people, unhoused people and sex workers and provably don’t positively impact the issue of gendered violence.

what I’m saying is that yes JKR funds anti-trans groups but she is also pretty directly involved in materials worsening conditions for vulnerable people at a local and personal level too!!!! she’s running an unregulated crisis shelter out of spite and using that to legitimise her political lobbying!!!!!! fuck you!

actualaster:

socialistexan:

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Hey all my food insecure and tight budget folks out there, Wendy’s will be doing 1 CENT hamburgers May 26th through June 1st!

This is for 2023

Also here’s the article

Other deals include:

  • “Buy one burger using the app, get another for $1” (all month)
  • Make an in-app purchase of $10+ and able to use a one-time coupon for a free crispy chicken sandwich or crispy chicken BLT (May 15th - May 21st)
  • Free soft drink with purchase via app as a one-time coupon (May 29th - June 4th)
  • $2 off breakfast combos and premium combos through the app, refreshes weekly throughout May

advosart:

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Drink

skalover-69:

nendocris:

nendocris:

Wait, Wind Waker Ganondorf’s dual blades had the Twinrovas’ name inscribed to them?

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No way, he was a mama’s boy

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